Archive for the ‘Murphy’s Law’ Category

Church vs Bullets

December 9, 2007

This morning when I hopped online to catch up on my news. Thank goodness for yahoo or I wouldn’t know what the heck was going on in the world. Anyway I read an article about a shooting at a Christian Ministry in Arvada, CO (part of Denver).

Now my mother just called me to tell me about a shooting that took place at New Life Church (North side of Colorado Springs). Hey I am all for people’s second amendment rights, but please resist the urge to reorganize religion by killing off the people who are trying to get close to God.

I personally do not attend church. I think some of the biggest hyprocrites can be found in church, but I do believe in God and I do believe that people have a right to express their religious belief anyway they feel the need to. All I ask is that you allow me to do the same.

I also read how Germany is trying to ban Scientology. I admit that I know absolutely nothing about it except that Tom Cruise is big into it. Fine by me. Live on Tom, may the force be with you. But the question I have to ask is why is Germany so afraid of Scientology? Have they made some overt bid to take over the government? I am not so sure I would trust the judgement of the German government, after all Hitler really was not that long ago!! As since I was born in Germany I know that if Hitler had won the war I would not exist today.

All I am trying to say is that if you have a specific problem with a religion, first educate yourself about the religion and then talk to members of that religion and try to reach a compromise. Stop trying to settle everything with bullets!

Clueless

October 30, 2007

Okay I admit that there are times that I am totally oblivious to things. But I guess when it comes to people hitting on me I am out of it.

Tonight I went to pick up Definition da Virgo from school. And we stopped at 7-11 because one of us was having a soda craving (okay I admit it it was me). So she goes in to buy the soda for me and I am sitting in the car minding my own business. When a car pulls up next to me and the driver waves to me. So me be the polite person that I am wave back and go about minding my own business.

Well Definition comes out of the store and tells me that the driver is talking to me. So I roll down the window to find out what she is saying. She says, “Hey baby girl how are you?” And I tell here I am fine. Then she goes on with “Sweetie, you having a good night” and some other things. I just answer her while waiting for Definition to get into the car.

So she finally gets her butt in and I tell the lady goodnight and drive away. That is when Definition is like, “You know she was hitting on you, right?” and I am like, “Nah uh”. That is when Definition calls me clueless as she laughs her butt off. Okay so I don’t do subtle!!

I Survived!!!

October 6, 2007

Wow!! Today at work was just a Murphy’s Law day. All I will say about it is that ended up with vomit, blood, and brains on my scrubs. And not necessarily in that order. I am wondering if I should go back tomorrow? I guess I will have to sleep on it!

Sleep

October 1, 2007

Its 3 o’clock in the morning. I really should be in bed!! But noooooo. I agreed to work the nightshift. Why you ask? Because I am stupid. Just plain and simple. No excuses!! To all of you lucky people who are asleep. Move over your hogging the damn covers!!

Bad Karma

September 24, 2007

Well I have always believed that you “Reap what you Sow”. And I do believe that in the 2 hours that I was up this morning that I reaped enough bad karma to last me a good while.

I was speeding down the interstate this morning trying to get the kids to school on time. They are repaving part of the interstate and so the we were in a lane that was already completed with a lady yacking on her cellphone came speeding by us in the unpaved lane in a “Titan” truck. She kicked up rocks onto my windshield (#3 on this car).

Now the sign said loose gravel. You think they put it there for a reason? So she zig-zagged off the exit speeding like an idiot. And we followed behind her exiting at the same spot. Well I guess she was going to fast because she hit the truck that was stopped in front of her.

This is the part where I get the bad Karma. As we passed by her on the right side in our lane. I rolled down the window and yelled. “That is what you get for driving like an idiot!!!”

Oh yeah, BAD Karma!!

Day Off

September 20, 2007

Today I had an official day off. There was nothing planned for me to do. No going to appointments. No working. The house was clean. The dog was fed and all I had to do was take the kids to school and then pick them up.

It is a conspiracy I tell you!!! How come the Monstarr forgot her clarinet. So after I hauled her cookies to school I had to turn around and haul her clarinet to school.

Then the MAN forgot his lunch so I had to take him something to eat. So by time I finished all of that the day was half gone. Then I lay down to take a nap and then mom calls. She want to run to B&N. Any other day I would be all for it, but today I was bonding with my pillow.

So you want to know what finally got me out of bed! A friend visiting from out of town. The things we do for friendship. Thank god it was well worth it.

Memorial Sucks!!!

September 5, 2007

Censorship Alert: Surfers Beware!

Okay, so I am sitting up here at the Cancer Center with my mother who is doing her radiation thing. I have an hour to kill so I planning on working on the update to my website. Harmless right?

So I surf over to Photobucket were I have all of my website graphics stored. Imagine my surprise when this crazy warning pops up about that site being blocked by the Administrator.

“HELLOOOOOO!!!” I am on my own personal, paid for by me and not Memorial computer. I should be able to surf to any dang site I want to. Now it would be different if I was on one of there computers but I am not. Heck, it would be understandable if I was a employee of the hospital, but I am not!! I am a private citizen minding my own business trying to retrieve a cartoon of Maxine!!

What is the world coming to. I could understand if I was surfing to http://www.bigtitties.com/ or http://www.whatweirdsexualpositiondidsomeoneinventnow.net/. But it is photobucket. The only thing on there is cartoons and pictures of my kids. So much for the internet being free. With people like the Administrator blocking things we have now entered the world of censorship.

P.S. If those sites really exist it is not my fault!

Hooked on TABS

September 2, 2007

Okay my friend over at Cup of Love got me hooked on tabs a while back. She tried to get me to switch to Mozilla, but when I couldn’t get a couple of my favorite sites to come up I deleted it. (Acutally it is sitting on my desktop and one day soon I will try it again).

So anyway with these tabs I find that I am addicted to them because every time I need to pull up a new site it just opens up in a new tab. This is way cool. This is way better then that drink that was around in the 80s that everyone was drinking (you know I tried an updated version of it earlier this year and was a bouncing nut case from whatever they put in it).

At this moment in time I have 8 tabs open. Personally I blame it on Yahoo and myspace and Gmail, and BlogExplosion and the other things get a little R rated so I will keep them to myself!!

After all it is between me and my tabs.

Early Morning

September 2, 2007

Go back to bed…

This morning I dragged myself out of bed to haul my cookies to work. Yeah, I know that should be classified as cruel and unusual punishment, well imagine my surprise when there was a whole group of people out before the sun was up.

I guess there was a balloon lift off this morning and a whole bunch of people, instead of sleeping in on a Sunday Morning, got up extra early, battled traffic, parked six miles away, to see these things lift off.

Am I the only person who think it is nuts to be up early when you don’t have to be??? Inquiring minds want to know?

Happy Birthday Brat

August 30, 2007

Its hard to imagine but my niece turned 20 years old today. Ran into a family friend at Walmart while I was picking up her cake and he thought she was my oldest!! Do I look that old? My oldest is only 9 going on 40. Thanks for the slap in the face Definition_da Virgo!!

Happy Birthday you PIA!!


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