This is to the smart aleck who sent me the get well card, (and you know who you are).
Yea, somebody sent me a card saying that I have been way to nice lately. Not my normal bitchy self so I must be ill.
So they sent me a card wishing me a speedy recovery and that they hope I get better soon, because they miss me. Well I have some words for you but I am being too nice and so I am not going to say them.
Today is somebody’s birthday. You know who you are!! (NO it is not mine, I am 100% Gemini). Anyway
Happy Birthday to you!!
You live in a zoo.
You smell like a monkey!!
And you look like one too!!!
Okay so I watched Madagascar with the kids today!!
Okay to you people who are complaining about me not blogging and you guys not being able to keep up on my life, I will attempt to bring you up to date so you will stop harassing me (And you know who you are).
This email was sent to me by a friend. I am now questioning our friendship…
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, depending on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine. She is such a bitch.
Once again that time of yours is fast approaching. If you have noticed I have been blogging a little more to get back into the mode of writing. And some of my friends might have noticed the increase in emails. If are one of the friends and haven’t received the emails, I know you have gotten the text messages because you have responded so stop pouting!!
This year I shall finish Nano. So let me put out the warning. If you break it, you bought it (or get your dad to take you to the hospital to get a cast put on it). If you are hungry cook it and if you need it signed remember you have a father.
Bring on NANO!!!
Today I had an official day off. There was nothing planned for me to do. No going to appointments. No working. The house was clean. The dog was fed and all I had to do was take the kids to school and then pick them up.
It is a conspiracy I tell you!!! How come the Monstarr forgot her clarinet. So after I hauled her cookies to school I had to turn around and haul her clarinet to school.
Then the MAN forgot his lunch so I had to take him something to eat. So by time I finished all of that the day was half gone. Then I lay down to take a nap and then mom calls. She want to run to B&N. Any other day I would be all for it, but today I was bonding with my pillow.
So you want to know what finally got me out of bed! A friend visiting from out of town. The things we do for friendship. Thank god it was well worth it.
