Its Colorado

It always amazes me at how shocked people act when they realize that it snows in Colorado. Hello!! Get a clue? Its Colorado!! Its freaking February!! So I made a list of ways to recognize that you are in Colorado.

It is 60 degrees on Saturday and -15 on Sunday.
Kevlar is part of your kid’s school uniform.
Forty-nine percent of the people are either gay or a lesbian.
Forty-nine percent of the people are bible thumping, self-rightegous PIA.
The remaining two percent don’t care about either groups we just want to be left the hell alone.
Blinkers are a very expensive options.
Everyone looks HOT in their BDUs.
And last but not least, It is snowing in Freaking FEBRUARY!

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