I HAVE HAD AN EPIPHANY

Wow, I just had the most amazing moment of insight. I think I have finally figured The Man out.

Whenever he has been hateful and ugly to me, his excuse has always been my hormones and mood swings drive him to it. But that is not it!!

He is hateful and ugly to me, which leads me to being hateful and ugly to him and a big old argument which leads back to him claiming that he is right about how I act. Basically he is in defensive mode and is attacting me before I am attack him. He is so military. He is doing a preemptive strike on me.

For some reason he seems to think that whenever I get my period I have PMS, but the last few months I haven’t had it. And I haven’t picked an argument with him. But he picks on with me. Like the other night when I asked him to move over on the bed so I could lay down.

All I said to him was “Could I have a some space on the bed!” Next thing I know he is stomping out of the room complaining about he hates it when I get PMS. I am like, WTF! And then he claims my PMS is so bad. Hey I wasn’t the one who stomped out of the room. I wasn’t the one who refused to eat dinner with us. It was all him.

And him blowing up my cell last night. I think he is the one suffering from it. Actually I don’t think he knows how to act if I am not arguing with him so he picks a fight because that puts him back in his comfort zone.

So to The Man, because I know you are reading this, No More Fighting!! WooHoo back on the Non-resolution we go!! Now if we can only bring back naked skiing life would be grand!!

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