Okay I have been battling mother nature since Thursday. And unforunately she is winning. I have had the worse case of cramps that I have ever had since I have given birth. I mean I have been popping Codiene and Vicodin like candy and it stops for a short while and then starts up again. So naturally I have been miserable.
Then that MAN has the nerve to make this comment, “I don’t see why you have to be a bitch just because you got cramps!!” HELLO!! THEY ARE NOT JUST CRAMPS!!!
First off: “Just Cramps!” you can take Tylenol or Motrin to get rid of and life goes on. These are pseudo-labor pains without the benefit of nine months of no period or a cute baby at the end to say it was all worth it!!
Secondly: If you have never sufferred menstural cramps your not allowed to comment on how much they should or shouldn’t hurt. You are to grin and bear it until its all over.
So as for that MAN’s punishment I have decide the next time he is passing a kidney stone, instead of being a nice person and getting him drunk for the first one so all he felt was the hangover the next day, I am going to hide all the alcohol and his id and give him a bottle of children’s tylenol and let him suffer.
Maybe I will also go around and make the comment, “Its just a kidney stone the size of Mt. Rushmore. Be tough your a man, eventually it will come out of that little hole!!”
